UIU Orientation

Welcome to the FBI’s second least popular division; the Unusual Incidents Unit. Most of you are probably here because the game forced you to?

Ah, just one. Well then, I’m going to need to make a demonstration. You see; the UIU is a joke, and it's the reasons you guys think. I’m sure most of you will recognize this as a Desert Eagle. It’s loaded with .50 bullets. So seven rounds in the magazine. Let’s count them out: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven… eight, nine, ten, eleven… I could keep going, but I’ll hand the magazine around so you can see I’m not using sleight of hand.

So why did I said that and why are we a joke? because were pointless.

Pop quiz: How many rounds are there in that magazine? Nope, this information is pointless because were just the MTF but UNGOC Proof.

Now for the terminology. We deal in Carts and Cans. A Cart is a confirmed artifact; an object that doesn’t belong within this world. A Can is a confirmed anomaly; an event or area that involves something impossible. A Can Man is a person who is anomalous. These tend to be particularly dangerous, and you’ll probably find someone else is there looking for them.

We're not the only ones dealing with this stuff. When you're out on an investigation, keep your eyes out for other interested parties:

And finally, the guys we actually get on with: The Skippers. You’ll know they’re there, you’ll see something labeled Soap and Care Products, Superior Consumer Produce, Sudden Career Possibilities or Security for Corporate Profiteers. They’re not trying to hide from us, just from the public. The Skippers are well trained, they're all unprofessional, and they're not even helping us, Their aim seems to be similar to ours, help any personnel, eliminate enemy G.O.I and Anomalies and to secure the facility.

If you receive a call starting with “Hey Skipper” it means there’s something they can’t be bothered dealing with. It’s almost certainly a minor artifact. Those things help us keep our funding, so make sure to take Skipper calls seriously. If a Skipper gives you an order, follow it. Because while they probably won’t kill you, the anomaly will.